I’m fairly lucky, I suppose, because I happen to live in an area with several universities, and I meet a lot of younger college guys. I’ve mentioned this in earlier posts, like

“God I’m A Sucker For Hunky Blonds”

, and it’s a pretty big part of my social life.

Well, I had to laugh when I read Dan savage’s latest piece in the village voice, because he was describing cillege guys, especially sexually conflicted college guys, so dead on. Specifically the part where he says, “No one begs to be fucked quite as sincerely, graphically, or desperately as some frat boy who hasn’t reconciled himself to being gay quite yet.”. That’s the truth, for sure.

College boys are so easy to seduce. It’s never hard to talk them into receiving a blowjob, and once you have them on the couch with their cock in your mouth, all you have to do is start licking their asshole. It’s like a magical key, it’s usually only seconds before they are gasping “Give it to me harder! Please, push it in me!”.

Then you stop and say, “You know, a cock feels a LOT better than a tongue…”.

Let him think about that for a few minutes, while you go back to licking and sucking, but don’t let him cum. Eight times out of ten, he’s going to start saying something to you like, “What you were saying before, about a cock feeling better than your tongue - is that really true?”.

It’s all an easy downhill ride from there. ;-}

Dan Savage at the Village Voice

“When I first came out—back before I knew better—I fucked a handful of “straight” guys. And let me tell you, UATCT, the shit that comes out of the mouths of closet cases just before and all during sex will turn your hair white and/or make your dick hard. No one begs to be fucked quite as sincerely, graphically, or desperately as some frat boy who hasn’t reconciled himself to being gay quite yet. But, oh, the moment a closet case gets what he came for—the moment he comes—his tone changes dramatically. Not only does he stop begging to be fucked, he will deny he ever wanted to be fucked in the first place. The truly messed-up ones would even deny that they had been fucked at all, never mind the evidence all over their abs. And any attempts to address their absurd denials—”What do you mean you’ve never been fucked? My cock is still in your ass . . . “—were a waste of time. “

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