If God Hates Anal Sex, Why’d He Make It Feel So Good?
You might find this odd, but I consider myself to be a very spiritual and religious person. Perhaps because I’m queer, I have never really fit in to any major organized religious setting, but I have a lot of what I consider to be religious and nouminious experiences, and I think about questions of religion often.
So, I want to say in advance that this isn’t a serious religious question, but it is a question I often want to ask to the religious breeders that always seem to hate people like me…
“If God hates anal sex, if he disapproves of it so much, why did He make it feel so good?”.
The answer, of course, is obvious. It’s not that “God” God hates anything. It’s an interpretation of a book, a book that represents the culture and philosophy of an ancient and long dead early civilization. These ancient people would kill you just as soon as look at you, if you weren’t part of their clan and tribe. So, lots of the text in this ancient book is all “KILL KILL KILL”. And from this ancient book of war poems and breeding hymms modern people can extract almost any interpretation they want, BUT, it tends to be tinged with that ancient KILL KILL KILL mentality.
Supposedly, Yeshuah, who we know by the Greek name Jesus, replaced the old law of the Torah, the old testament, with his new teaching of Love and the Golden Rule.
Pity that never caught on.
Back to God and why did he make anal sex feel so good… I mean, this is the Big Gay Secret. Anal sex feels really good. It’s nice to fuck an ass, but it’s even nicer, much, much nicer, to get fucked in the ass. Being the bottom is better than being the top, never mind the domination thrill and adrenalin buzz the top gets. I know, because I can be both- in a lot of relationships I’m the top, because I’m a bigger guy, but nothing beats getting fucked for sheer full-on spasming pleasure!
So, God, what’s the story? :-)
