Yes, I know, it’s supposed to be insulting, but sue me, I think it’s funny…

“Joke song “My Ex-Boyfriend”

Rump ranger
Protein exchanger
Not a stranger
To anal danger

Front rider
Salami hider
Vaseline slider
Butt cheek divider
Bone smuggler
Nut juggler

Yeah
These are the names I call my ex-boyfriend to piss him off
Pickle poker
Heinie poker
Chicken choker
Man-hood stroker

Butt slammer
Poop jammer
Rear rammer
Intestine crammer
Jump humper
Scrotum lover

Yeah
These are the names I call my ex-boyfriend to piss him off”
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I hadn’t heard most of those names, and I thought I’d heard ‘em all.

I found that parody song following linsk about the new newscientist article, you know the one, the one about the number of older brothers you have influencing wether or not you are gay - the more older brothers, the more likely you are to be gay. This new study:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg17723884.900.html
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn9413

(The second link is the right link, the first one is from an earlier study.)

“The “fraternal birth order effect” - the finding that each additional older brother increases your chances of being homosexual by about 30% - has long been dogged by the suggestion that social factors rather than biological ones underpin it (see The big brother effect, that’s the first link I listed).

Some proposed that perhaps rough-and-tumble play between brothers, or even sexual abuse, may have led the impressionable younger boys to become gay.

Now Anthony Bogaert at Brock University in St Catharines, Canada, has largely ruled that out. He examined four population samples of homosexual and heterosexual men - 944 men in total.

The fourth sample included gay men who had grown up with non-biological male siblings. Bogaert reasoned that if simply being raised around a lot of older brothers had produced the effect, it should not matter whether they were born to the same mother or not.

In fact, it did matter: only the number of biological older brothers predicted sexual orientation in men, Bogaert found. This was true even when the biological older brothers lived separately. “It’s pretty strong in suggesting a prenatal origin,” he says. ”

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